This nation is so friendly that the leading cause of injury is getting passionately embraced by strangers.
Dave BarryAuto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Dave BarryI don't know what you can possibly do for less than $50 to have somebody come in your house.
Dave BarryIf a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Dave BarryThe president, apparently, was so totally unaware of where his foreign policy was that he had to appoint a distinguished commission to help him locate it, and when the commissioners called him in to testify, he told them, essentially, that he couldn't remember what it looked like. Now, if Richard Nixon had claimed something like that you would at least have had the comfort of knowing he was lying. You could trust Nixon that way. But with this president, you have this nagging feeling that he's telling the truth.
Dave Barry