Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.

To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver.

Another foreign-policy triumph for Reagan was his 1984 visit to China, where he met for more than three hours with Mao Zedong before realizing that Mao was dead.

Elsewhere in Italy is the lovely city of Venice, which each year attracts millions of visitors despite the fact that it is basically an enormous open sewer.

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.