The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!"

Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?

I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.

I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.

You might have mentioned this to me Molly,” said Leonard. “The fact that there are hostile natives on the island.” “I forgot,” said Molly. “You forgot?” said Leonard. “There’s been a lot happening,” said Molly.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

There are a number of people without whom I could not have written this book, but I hope you don't hold that against them. They are all fine people, and they had no idea how it would turn out.