I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.

Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.

I got my hat pulled up low and no one can really see me. I'm ducked out. People do recognize me, and I have a pretty interesting fan base. It's a diverse group.

I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.