I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.

All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.

Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

You got to be careful of the company you keep.

I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.