I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.

I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.

The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can wear that one, there's another kid (killed) and I'm running out of closet space.

I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it's a pretty good lifestyle.

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.

You get sick of jokes, you know. Either I do them on TV, and then you worry, like, "Oh, everyone's gonna see it," so you chuck it, or you just get sick of saying it. After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.