I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.

I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.

Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.