I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.

If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.

I think one artist to another artist, the best compliment you can pay one another, because the part of you that is inspired or creates something, to write a joke or a song, that's like the God-like part of a person.

I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.

The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.