The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!