I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.

Constantly take inventory of what's important to you.

I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!