I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.

I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.

For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.