I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.

Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.