I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.

My generation is under-entertained.

I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it's a pretty good lifestyle.

With younger people I'm recognized with always Half-Baked, Blue Streak because it's on cable. Women, it's always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor is pretty much everybody across the board. It seems like they like that one.

The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.