Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!