Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.

You get sick of jokes, you know. Either I do them on TV, and then you worry, like, "Oh, everyone's gonna see it," so you chuck it, or you just get sick of saying it. After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.

A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.