If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.