Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it's not nothing, it's something. But it's not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.

I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.

When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.

I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.

I love being famous - it's phenomenal.

People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.