Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it's not nothing, it's something. But it's not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.