Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it's a pretty good lifestyle.

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

Jerry Seinfeld, he was doing Letterman show all the time, so he kind of had an excuse, that people know the jokes already. He didn't have time to do stand-up. A guy like me, I have no excuses.

Constantly take inventory of what's important to you.

Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.

Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.