I got a lot of positive people around me.

I think one artist to another artist, the best compliment you can pay one another, because the part of you that is inspired or creates something, to write a joke or a song, that's like the God-like part of a person.

Everyone who wants to make it in comedy goes to L.A., so a million comedians fight for time on three stages. If you get in there in New York, you're working eight times a night sometimes. Who's going to be funny, the guy who works once a week, or the guy working eight times a night?

You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.