The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.

A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance.

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.

I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it's a pretty good lifestyle.

I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.