If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

With younger people I'm recognized with always Half-Baked, Blue Streak because it's on cable. Women, it's always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor is pretty much everybody across the board. It seems like they like that one.

You get sick of jokes, you know. Either I do them on TV, and then you worry, like, "Oh, everyone's gonna see it," so you chuck it, or you just get sick of saying it. After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.