Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.
No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.
I don't care if I ever work in TV again.
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
It seems like there's never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.