Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.

Constantly take inventory of what's important to you.

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

America, I appreciate you liking me.

If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so uncomfortable. If I look at my dog when he's eating, he will look at me like, "Dave, I will bite you. What are you looking at? I'm trying to eat." It's something that dehumanizes a person, being on display like that.