I'm an introspective dude.
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.
I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.
Jerry Seinfeld, he was doing Letterman show all the time, so he kind of had an excuse, that people know the jokes already. He didn't have time to do stand-up. A guy like me, I have no excuses.
I got my hat pulled up low and no one can really see me. I'm ducked out. People do recognize me, and I have a pretty interesting fan base. It's a diverse group.