A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance.

I'm an introspective dude.

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.

Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.

I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it's a pretty good lifestyle.