What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better at handling them.

You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.