Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.
Dave ChappelleRemember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
Dave ChappelleRalph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that.
Dave ChappelleWhether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.
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