Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.

I think one artist to another artist, the best compliment you can pay one another, because the part of you that is inspired or creates something, to write a joke or a song, that's like the God-like part of a person.

I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.

I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.

I have angst in my life, but I'm like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?