I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it's a lot of fun, man. It's like, this is how I started, and it's still fun for me.

Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.

Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!