You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!

When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.

My generation is under-entertained.

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.