You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!

My kids look actually happy. And I learned early on that perfectionism and parenthood is a toxic combination for everybody involved. In other words, so many things can flourish naturally. All you gotta do is make sure the soil's right. I view myself more like a guide than a ruler.

I love being famous - it's phenomenal.

For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.

When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.