I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

I would go to work on the show and I felt awful every day, that's not the way it was. ... I felt like some kind of prostitute or something. If I feel so bad, why keep on showing up to this place? I'm going to Africa. The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.

I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.

People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.

I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.