What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!
People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.
For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.