The higher up I went, the less happy I was.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.