Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!
Dave ChappelleThe mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
Dave ChappelleIf I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.
Dave ChappelleIf you're Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and your marriage is breaking up - that's an awful thing. But to see that speculation in people, it's gotta sting a little bit.
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