Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

You could place one product in a first-run telecast, a second product what that program is rerun, and a third product when the show goes into syndication, and another product when it goes on cable.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.