It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.
David BrennerYou know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.
David BrennerWhen Mrs. Clinton ran for office, she promised economic growth across New York state, to bring in more than 200,000 jobs, ... She has not. We have lost jobs to outsourcing and globalization and to sending our jobs and industries to foreign countries.
David Brenner