I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.
The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.
Friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories.
I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.
Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.