You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.

We can place a product, virtually any size, in almost any location. It really depends on what the program and the video in each individual episode provides in terms of a logical or contextual background.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.