Friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories.

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.

Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.