We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.

And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.

If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.

There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.

I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.

Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always had people upset. I've never been the consummate crowd-pleaser.