I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.

There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.

It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride.

I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!