I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.

I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, "It's just shock value. It's not even funny." I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.

Then I will tape the sets and even though I`m not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.