Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.

There were a handful of shows that were just painful. Not many, but things where I just said going into it, "Why am I here? What am I doing?"

I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.

[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working in the cafeteria.

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.

I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, "It's just shock value. It's not even funny." I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.