Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

It's easy to see that two people might come up with that same idea.

I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.

I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.

In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"

I've never thought of myself as a hoity-toity cultural critic.

There is also a kind of mean-spiritedness with LA comics.