What President of the Airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids... But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there? If they're so concerned with sick kids, shouldn't they have like a pen of sick kids next to the gate?

I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even do that with a live show, because I don't want it to feel like "An Evening Of Political Comedy."

Maybe if you live in Brooklyn, you don't need to hear that? But please, trust me, in most of America, they do need to hear it. And they're quite thankful that somebody came out and did it. For an hour and a half in that theater, for once, they're in the majority.

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!