Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.

I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, "It's just shock value. It's not even funny." I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.

I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.

James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look, I'm sorry, but your baby is fking boring.'

I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.