I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.
High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know.
I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.
James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.
I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.