I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

I recently attended a pro-drug rally... in my basement.

I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.

I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.

I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.