I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.

I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.