I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.

James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know.

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.