The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.

I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, "Thank you for doing that" - type of reviews. "It's ballsy, it's honest, it's hilarious" - that kind of stuff. Obviously those are fans.

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

I've never thought of myself as a hoity-toity cultural critic.

I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.