The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.

Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always had people upset. I've never been the consummate crowd-pleaser.

Then I will tape the sets and even though I`m not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.

I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.

If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.

I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.