The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.

There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.

There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

Maybe if you live in Brooklyn, you don't need to hear that? But please, trust me, in most of America, they do need to hear it. And they're quite thankful that somebody came out and did it. For an hour and a half in that theater, for once, they're in the majority.

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.

I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.