If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.

I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.