I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.

It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.

I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.

And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.