What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look, I'm sorry, but your baby is fking boring.'

I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.

I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.

Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.