What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look, I'm sorry, but your baby is fking boring.'

I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

In my political philosophy - which is definitely more socialist Democrat than centrist politician like Hillary Clinton - I think regulation for banks and those platforms that Bernie Sanders had are good for the whole of America.

There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.

It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.