The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.

Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.