I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.

There were a handful of shows that were just painful. Not many, but things where I just said going into it, "Why am I here? What am I doing?"

It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.