I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

When we were on the bus doing the Mr. Show Hooray for America Tour there was a lot of laughter and a lot of pot smoking and a lot of speed metal listening and video game playing. Of course that was all Brian Posehn.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.