I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.

As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.

I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

Because I think whenever you sit down with another human being who would absolutely disagree with you on every issue, you learn about them as a person and you relate, in human terms, and it's much more difficult for either side to dismiss out of hand, like that person's a freak, that person's a Nazi.

I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.