I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.

I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.