I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.
David CrossIt's a lot of anti-gay, racist humorโwhich people like in Americaโall couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride.
David CrossI've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.
David CrossOnce you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff, you get people going, "I didn't come here to have my political views bashed."
David Cross