I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.

I'd like to think that I'm not just making the point that I'm an atheist over and over, but that I explore different facets of religion. There's no way of bringing up religion without sounding like an asshole.

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.