I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.

I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.

I don't mean this to sound hyperbolic but there are increasingly, albeit really minor, similarities between now and how Germany was lulled into what happened pre-WW2.

All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced.

Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.