I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

I don't mean this to sound hyperbolic but there are increasingly, albeit really minor, similarities between now and how Germany was lulled into what happened pre-WW2.

I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.