I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.

[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.

Then I will tape the sets and even though I`m not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

You have to get the second season by acquiescing to a third season.

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.