I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.

Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.

I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.

You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.